document.write("Self-cleaning oven fumes are deadly to birdsFinder's keepers doesn't apply to lost petsPuppy's ravenous habit could get him killedRaccoons should not be considered pet-worthyReconsider puppies as Christmas gift for kidsNip a mouthy puppy's bad habit in the budHoliday spells horror for owner of smelly catMarie Hulett: Loss of pet advocate leaves cats homelessMarie Hulett: Lonely, outside dog stirs neighbor's sympathyMarie Hulett: Summary execution of feral cats is illegal");